- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to have gravity.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to shrink boobs

The ability to smell colors

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

Pointless Super Powers