- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

he power to make mistakes

Nope. Just nope.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to bypass capcha codes

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to like this power

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

Pointless Super Powers