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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!