power to age faster

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to have no power

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!