The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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the power to time travel to the present

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!