The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!