The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to see through air.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!