The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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Meatvision.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to to think less

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to go suicide

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to fly when you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!