The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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the power to commit crime.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power of reading your own mind.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!