The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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Taekwondo

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the power to control urine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!