The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to not see ads

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to die at will

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to close your nose

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!