power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the ability to post here

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to be a walrus

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!