The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!