The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!