The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to be dead

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the power to die if you think

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to be stupid

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The power to die.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!