the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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the power to dislike this power

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to be in AA.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to suck your own dick

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Grass eating

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!