The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power... to move you.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to vote

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to make water expire.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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ikawlhan forever

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!