The power to read your own mind!

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to see air

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to bleed

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!