the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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See through invisible people

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to fall up.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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to make asians smart

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!