The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!