the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power of words

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to change your eye color.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!