the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!