- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

The power to fall unconscious at will.

The power to speak in cursive

the power to remember th...

The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

the power... to read this

The power to watch tv while sleeping

The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

the power to see the present.

the power to die at will

The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

Retractable Teeth

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

the power to have a pointless superpower

The ability to identify commonly known objects.

The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

The power of exact change

The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!