The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to exist

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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Grass eating

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!