The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!