The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to die at will

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power of Acid Tears

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!