The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!