pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!