The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!