the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to cry acid tears

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power of creating poop.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!