the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to ?-1.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to die at will

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!