The power to shower naked.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to lose the remote.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!