The power to repel women.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to exist

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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Invisible handwriting.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!