- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

The power to have a black president

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

The power to turn food into shit.

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

The power to make objects slightly furry

The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

The power to die at will.

the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

The power to see as Stevie Wonder

The power to just eat one lays potato chip

Pointless Super Powers