The ability to be raped.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to shit brix

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to have no powers!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!