The power to shit dirt!

thumb_up thumb_down +131

The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

thumb_up thumb_down +117

the power to youtube poop

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power to be dyslexic at will

thumb_up thumb_down +109

the super power to remove your super power

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The ability to lactate air.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

thumb_up thumb_down +73

the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

thumb_up thumb_down +65

The power to buy free things.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

the power to fly for a second

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to make other people hold their breath.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The power to shed hair

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

thumb_up thumb_down +33

the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to pick thing up with your feet

thumb_up thumb_down +17

the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

the power to summon 10 ants every week

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!