the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The Power to Combust

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!