The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to snore.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to only tell the truth

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to predict the present

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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Have sex but not feel it

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!