alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to be a human

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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KeemStar

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The power to have no power.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!