The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the power to pee on command

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to write a country song

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to die at will

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!