The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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the power to go on this website

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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power to fly...backwards.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power... to read this

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!