The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!