The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to smell poop

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power of gentle breeze

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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the power to become retarded

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!