The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to like any show

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to turn wine into water

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!