the power to see through water.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to fly when you fart

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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Stop clapping

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!