The power to do nothing.

the power to understand what kate bush is singing

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

Th power to be telepathetic

Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

X-ray vision that only works on windows

The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!