The power to silence explosions.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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Endless falling....

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!