the ability to die once you have died

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to give your wife rights

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to predict the past.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to control hummingbirds.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

thumb_up thumb_down +35

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

thumb_up thumb_down +35

the ability to fly- but only indoors

thumb_up thumb_down +35

hey

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Have sex but not feel it

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ?????q? ???

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

thumb_up thumb_down +19

the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!