To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to give your wife rights

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!