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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.
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The power to die at will
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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.
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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.
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The power to make dad jokes.
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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.
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The power to sweat soup.
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The power to transform into yourself
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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books
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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.
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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid
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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.
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the power to taste your own spit
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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual
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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation
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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight
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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip
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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.
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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.
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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink
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The power to do NOTHING!
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to not care about pointless superpowers
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the power to talk to fish but not people
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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!