The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to do NOTHING!

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!