The power to only make burnt toast

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to die.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the power to get blood clots

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!