The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

the ability to find pointless superpower

The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

The ability to never have to take a shit again

The power to be more human than most people.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

The power to be attracted by bullets

To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

The power to sweat soup.

The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

the ability to die once you have died

The power to give your wife rights

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!