The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!