Have sex but not feel it

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ?????q? ???

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to die whenever you want.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!