The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!