The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to sleep

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to ?-1.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!