the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to feel extreme pain

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to sleep

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to ?-1.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!