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The power to get AIDS.
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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!
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The ability to identify commonly known objects.
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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year
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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours
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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays
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The power to lick your own back...
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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one
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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity
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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.
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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours
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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.
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The power to kill yourself.
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The power to walk on your butt cheeks
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The power to wink with both eyes
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The power of your girlfriend's will
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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.
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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.
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The power to vote in a republican democracy.
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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.
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The power to lose all your limbs
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The power to have one eyebrow!?
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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen
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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!