The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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power to fly...backwards.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power... to read this

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!