The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!