The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to breathe

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!