The power to remove the power within.

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The power to die at will

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The Power to Combust

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!